Eat from a trough, you know, like a reindeer.

Ruin the idea that Santa isn’t real for kids.

Kiss the Grinch... with tongue.

Eat dry gingerbread cookies without any milk.

Listen to Mariah’s “All I Want For Christmas Is You” on repeat until your ears bleed.

Listen to someone complain about how writing “XMas” is taking Christ out of “Christmas.

Drink a gallon of egg nog